20. Mai 2011

Der Fall der Regina (Aktenzeichen 7b+, gelöst)

Der auf Kaution freigelassene IWF-Kurator André W.  Strauss Kahn an der Geisterschmiedwand gesichtet.
Dort habe er laut Aussage eines Anwesenden die vor Ort ansässige Regina Siembepulus an Stellen berührt, die jeder Beschreibung spotten. Was danach passiert sein soll, kann ein im bürgerlich-katholischen Lager sozialisierter Journalist nicht in Gedanken fassen, geschweige denn in Worte.

Das führt zur Frage: Wie konnte es zu diesen massiven Vorwürfen kommen? In den internationalen Medien wird derzeit heftig spekuliert. Einerseits wird vermutet, die aufgrund ihrer Herkunft als knackig und geldgeil geltende Unterlandlerin könnte versuchen, Strauss-Kahn zu erpressen. Andere weisen darauf hin, dass Strauss-Kahn drauf und dran war, seine Kandidatur für die Präsidentschaft im Akademischen Alpinen Verein bekanntzugeben. Politische Gegner, allen voran ein gewisser Herr R., hätten demnach den Zwischenfall in der Horizontal-Vertikalen inszeniert, um ihm zu schaden.
Selbstverständlich gilt für alle Beteiligten die Unschuldsvermutung!

Nachtrag: Ein Zeuge spielte der Schriftleitung leider erst nach Redaktionsschluss Beweisfotos zu, die jedoch unserem Lesepublikum ohnehin nicht hätten zugemutet werden  können. Einfach abscheulich! Aber leider wahr!

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  2. "Ich bestreite in der am stärksten möglichen Form die Anschuldigungen, denen ich mich jetzt gegenübersehe. Und ich bin zuversichtlich, dass die Wahrheit ans Licht kommen wird und ich entlastet werde."

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  3. Das ist ja unerhört, was sich diese Schlampe leistet. Der André Wé würd sowas nie machen. Alles Schlangen kann ich da nur sagen. Intrige!!!!!Dieses Schmierenblatt hier müsste man sofort einstellen!!!!Eine Frechheit was hier an Schmonzetten getextet wird und das auf Kosten der männlichen Berkameradschaft!!!!!Einfach unerhört!!!

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  4. Zur Erklärung: Die knackige Regina ist freilich aus Stein und steht mit Bohrhaken verziert an der Geisterschmiedwand herum. Eine knackgie 7b+ mit kurzen Beinen (lang ist sie nicht...).Gratulation dem André Wü. zu solch grandiosen Taten!

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